Tuesday, 17 December 2024

Caveat Emptor...

Here’s a thing. Way back in the day, the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society came up with a cute t-shirt concept. Essentially, it’s an American high school shirt design that looks like a typical garment worn by high school children declaiming their adherence to some kind of activity or other. This one identified the wearer as part of the school’s swimming team. That’s not particularly funny until you clock the high school, which is in Innsmouth. Of course, being part of that swim team says an awful lot about the wearer – for those in the know.

I saw it at their website; I laughed; I appreciated the subtlety of the gag; I bought one. Here it is:

Later on, they discontinued this design, despite it being one of their most popular products. There was a brief moment when it was brought back, but it soon vanished once more. I should have bought one then but other things got in the way and I missed my chance.

Years later, my girlfriend went to the site and saw that the design had been resurrected – in a somewhat different form from the original – and was now being issued through the ‘Society’s new Redbubble t-shirt store. She decided to buy me one as a gift and I was delighted. There’s a problem though – this is what it looks like now:

I’ve had this shirt for about 18 months now and the design – as you can clearly see – has almost completely worn away. I haven’t been wearing this shirt on high rotation and it hasn’t been brutally washed or mistreated in any way: just normal wear-and-tear. The shirt at the top of this post has been worn so much that it’s almost threadbare – I like it a lot – but I don’t wear it anymore. That being said, it is 18 years old.

The difference in quality is astounding.

I’m not warning people to stay away from either the HPLHS or Redbubble – far from it. All I’m saying is that quality counts and maybe it’s worth shopping around before you buy your piece of Lovecraft-related tat. I remember that the HPLHS once declared that all of their merch was produced in-house; maybe it’s cheaper nowadays for them to go through someone like Redbubble, but maybe, as buyers, we should pay greater attention to the notion that cheaper prices can usually mean cheaper quality.

Or maybe I should just lower my expectations and not expect my Cthulhu-flavoured t-shirts to last over two decades!

Fhtagn!