Saturday, 17 January 2015

Review: Guardians of the Galaxy


GUNN, James, Dir., Guardians of the Galaxy, Marvel Studios, 2014.


This film has been out for awhile and you’d think I’d have gotten around to it by now. In fact, it’s not really horror, so I feel absolved about taking my time overall; however, there are other issues which this movie raises and they’ve been niggling away in the background for so long that I feel I have to put them into words just so that I can get some rest.

(Another reason is that some friends of mine have decided that GotG is the best thing since sliced bread, and, in deference to them, I’ve tried many times to give it a break. Unfortunately, I just can’t get there.)

Admittedly, this film would have been a tough gig. All the other Marvel titles that have emerged over the last few years have a slick, updated feel to them, like they’ve at last been allowed to shed the ‘you know: for kids!’ label that’s been holding them back until now. Guardians of the Galaxy has always been a kids’ book, despite being infused with the sort of gravitas that Jack Kirby brought to the table in the form of such characters as Thanos and The Collector, and despite their being dragged into other bestselling titles such as the X-Men. The writers obviously decided therefore to ditch everything except the ‘70s start date - which informed the music and little else – and start again from the ground up. Each time I watch this film (and it’s been a few times now) there are a handful of jarring things that leap out at me and make me wince.

The first thing that sticks in my craw is the language. There are several word constructions in use at the moment which really gripe my cookies and this film hits all of them, with the result that I was grinding my teeth as the mayhem ensued. The first occurs in the character establishment phase on the “Abandoned Planet Morag” when our hero “Star Lord” (more mundanely known as Peter Quill) escapes after having secured the Orb (the McGuffin of the piece). Climbing out of the lower deck of his starcraft is Quill’s ‘companion’ Bereet, discombobulated by all the sudden fancy-flying. Quill forgets her name (sheesh!) and then says “Look, I’m not gonna lie to you: I forgot you’re here.” Grrr! Yes, ‘you’re’ is a valid contraction of ‘you were’ as much as it is the standard diminutive of ‘you are’. But, when you say one and mean the other, you have a problem with tense and this can confuse the audience. Am I alone in thinking that clarity should be the first order of business when making a special effects extravaganza?

And Star Lord’s verbal gaffs don’t stop there. He also starts sentences with the word ‘So’, which has become the latest in a range of verbal tics to replace ‘Um’. “So I was walking the dog the other day...’; “So I was saying to Larry this morning...”; “So I thought I’d start my sentence this way to appear as though we were already having a conversation...’ It’s annoying as all git out; there should be a law. And then there’s “...that good of a...” Boy, don’t get me started! Let’s take an example: “I’m not that good of a pilot”. See that ‘of’ in there? It’s unnecessary. Also, it sounds stupid. Just stop it.

Now, loaded down with all of this knuckle-dragger ‘English’, Peter Quill starts to talk in anachronisms. At one point, Gamora mentions that his spaceship, the Milano (where did that come from?), is “filthy”. Following this, Quill tells Rocket that with a black light, the inside of his spaceship looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. This is just gross, and Rocket reacts accordingly. I’ve discussed this gag with other viewers and most of them let this comment slide right by without getting it: I’m guessing it made it to the final cut of the film because most censors didn’t get it either (or were pretty sure that no-one else watching the film would get it and be offended by it). Now, it’s disgusting to realise that, with CSI lighting, the place you’re in is bedecked with 26 year’s worth of nocturnal emissions; it’s worse to realise that Quill is not embarrassed by the fact that Gamora can see this noxious coating; but it’s worse to have him crow about it by making a joke referencing a Twentieth Century artist, about whom as a child abducted from earth at the age of 9, he would know absolutely nothing. Ask any 9-year-old who Jackson Pollock is - see what happens. And to have Rocket – an alienget the joke? That noise you hear is the overly-stretched credibility of this scene irrevocably snapping.

At another point, Quill questions Gamora about the orb and compares it to several other cinematic McGuffins, thus creating a moment of hilarious (!) self-reference. The “shiny blue suitcase” line he drops is a nod to Pulp Fiction: if he was abducted from Earth in 1988, I’m pretty sure he would have missed that movie, unless alien renegades are savvy about pirating intellectual property from Earth’s Internet. (Which they may be, but without stating this fact in the context of the film at some point, it just looks sloppy.)

“Why not take a chill pill?” you might say; “It’s just a fun film – why so serious?” Well, that’s true - for the most part this film is fun; but it’s also sloppily-written. Working out that Pulp Fiction post-dates the crucial 1988 date in the movie’s timeline by means of a simple check of the Internet Movie Database (IMDb), takes less time to determine than it takes to type “Pulp Fiction post-dates the crucial 1988 date in the movie’s timeline by means of a simple check of the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)”. It’s just not that hard. It is as easy in fact, as making sure that, in the opening sequence on “Abandoned Planet Morag” when you show Star Lord using a reptilian rat-thing as a microphone, you don’t intercut shots of him without the critter in his hand amongst those of him avec beastie. Oh, you stuffed that up too? So sad.

All I’m saying is, film-making should involve some level of concentration. Anachronistic references and anomalies stand out like a glitter-coated turd in a bunch of roses. And frankly, after three instalments of The Hobbit, I’m more than a little tired of slipshod, lacklustre, movie-making.

Let’s move on to characterisation. Within our group of heroes, only three of them are portrayed by actual real people. The two that aren’t – Rocket and Groot – are the best performers. Zoe Saldana and Dave Bautista (Gamora and Drax the Destroyer, respectively) are weighed down with latex and body-paint and so start off on the back foot – pushing a characterisation through kilos of plastic is always a courageous process and not always successful (we can’t all be Hellboy). They do a heroic job though and, for the most part, it works. I say “for the most part” because here too, sloppy writing defines them and saddles them with some crappy penalties. At one point Drax calls Gamora a “green whore”, and I’m completely confused as to why he should choose this term. We’ve been set up to believe that Drax’s people are utterly literal, but up until this point in the action (and I’ve checked), Gamora has given Drax no reason to think that she’s a sex-worker, so why this pejorative term? I haven’t had my ‘objectification of women’ bell rung for awhile now and it was frankly disconcerting to find this film doing it. There's another Drax inconsistency at the end when Quill asks him to give a crap...but possibly other reasons stopped the director from following through with this.

I was also kind of wondering when these two would start living up to the hype. According to the exposition, they are supposed to be bad-ass fighters of wide repute: Gamora is a “living weapon”; Drax is “the Destroyer”. Their on-screen efforts were altogether ho-hum. Not bad, per se; just not very special. When you get right down to it, the Guardians are a pretty bog-standard superhero team: a leader, a technician, a healer, a sneaky fighter and a brick. They all have a speciality so it’s easy, as a scriptwriter, to play to their strengths for some hero moments, and then to play to their weaknesses, thus revealing their human sides. In this film, Peter Quill (is he Errol Flynn? Or Mike Myers from Wayne’s World? Just pick one, people!) is a poor leader, Gamora is not as good an assassin as her sister Nebula, and Drax gets beaten up. A lot. I kept wondering what Jim Lee of W.I.L.D.C.A.T.S. fame would have done with this crew...

The patchiness and lack of focus runs right the way through the whole film which, on the face of it, is spectacular to look at. Frankly, if I had spent so much time building these special effects, I would have demanded a better script to underpin them. There were some nice touches – the Xandarian star motif which shows up throughout the film; John C. Reilly’s character (“it’s okay to have a code name; it’s not that weird”); the soundtrack – but the rest was just fuzzy. Who exactly can pick up an Infinity Stone? Why weren’t the Guardians all just vapourised by it at the end? The answer is in there, but it’s buried; discussed in passing; blink and you’ll miss it. Like I said above, surely in a film like this, clarity is your first piece of business.

In the final analysis, watch this movie for the Laurel and Hardy comedic stylings of Rocket and Groot; boogie along in your seat to the funky soundtrack; but turn your brain off otherwise. Given that this comics title was pitched at kids back in the ‘70s, they’ve done a tremendous amount of work to make it appeal to adults in the 21st Century. Just not particularly grown-up adults.

And, to add insult to injury, after the credits they threaten us with Howard the Duck! Santayana said, “those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it”. Marvel! Have you learned nothing?!

Two-and-half tentacled horrors.

Sunday, 11 January 2015

Dreamland...


I’m lying on a floor; smell of dust and nylon fibres. There’s pain, but I haven’t worked out where it’s coming from just yet. I can hear people moving, furniture shifting with them. The brush of shoes on carpet, clothing fabric rustling. Open my eyes: it’s dark. There’re lights but they’re all fuzzy, spots circled in focuslessness. Someone looms, leans in. I can’t see their face, just a black halo around their head. Light walks in waves and walls, wobbles. Now there are two of these dark faceless angels, peering, coming close.

‘Jesus!’ says one of them. ‘What happened to his face...?’

Then I wake up.

Raining outside. Not heavy, but steady. The streetlight trickles against the walls. I let my fingers unclench, feel the sheets de-pressurise between them. That boom, boom, boom, is my heart - gone soon as I lift my head. Swing my legs overboard, let my feet hit carpet. Deep breath. Dream. That’s all.

There’s an echo’s ghost in the room with me; I wonder if the neighbours will complain again. Red blinking light: message on the phone. 4.32am. Garbage truck reverses, down in the street. Forget sleep. Call it a day and seize it...

I’m outside, feel like crap. Dark skies and distant thunder - rain letting up. Streets trickling with water, all the garbage washed clean. Cold wind makes me flinch and I head downhill into town.

Police on the phone: Carmody calling. Probably swallowed a gutful of pride to do that. Nothing I’ve done – they need my help. Again. Last time, Carmody yelled ‘That’s it! Forget this psychic crap! From now on, just straight-up police work!’ Something like that. But here we are again.

Am I psychic? If you believe that sort of thing. I have a knack. Someone told me that I have a “facility”, that I’m adept at reading body language, “micro-expressions”. Whatever. Maybe it’s instinct, or that my brain makes weird connexions from random data: I don’t try to analyse it too much. In case it goes away.

If asked, I say that I simply have a low bullshit threshold. People lie - about themselves, about others; to themselves, to anyone listening. They bolster their confidence; they talk themselves into it; they put pressure on people; they con and cajole. They leave the important bits out. I go through it all like a blowtorch through tinfoil. I’m immune to falsehoods; bluff-proof. But sure – if “psychic” floats your boat, let’s call it that. Sometimes I do; sometimes it’s my job.

I get to the intersection outside police headquarters. Waiting for the crossing light, the silver dawn slicing through the overcast, a guy in a heavy coat bumps my arm with his elbow.

‘This way, McKinley,’ he says. Taller than me, broader, with a close-cropped bullet-head. Maxton. The new guy. He points to a waiting car, door open.

‘So, the servants’ entrance?’

He smirks. ‘Too much Press on this one,’ he says; ‘Need you here on the down-low.’

Inside, the car is company-vehicle clean, anonymised and pine fresh. I’m a blot on the upholstery. Wish I’d taken the time to shower.

Wipers swish wet away from the glass. The police building rolls forward, monsters us, moves by. A dark gaping maw swallows us into its belly...

Carmody’s waiting in the corridor of the Records Department. Rumpled, balding, spectacle frames from the 80s. He almost growls when he sees me. Jerking a thumb over his shoulder he spits ‘Interview Room’ to Maxton.

‘What?’ I say cheerily: ‘no time for a coffee and some chit-chat?’

He glowers poisonously at me and pulls his phone from his pocket. Maxton leads the way.

The room has a desk with three chairs and a dusty old video player on a rolling frame with a monitor on top. Maxton hangs his coat and fiddles with the remotes while I stare at a stack of files on the desktop. The TV hisses snow, then a little green icon mutes it into silence.

‘So, how do you like to do this?’ The remotes clatter into a heap next to the files.

‘Do what?’ I say.

Maxton rubs his head briskly and offers an open palm. ‘I mean, is there anything you need to do to get ready? Meditate? Turn the lights off...?’

‘...Sacrifice a goat?’ I finish for him. I drag out the nearest chair. ‘Play the videos. Let me read. A coffee would be nice.’

Maxton blinks. ‘Sure,’ he says, ‘sure. I’ll let you get into it...’

An hour-and-a-half later, I’m done. I’m swirling my plastic coffee cup around to try and dissolve as much sugar as I can into the dregs. I’m stalling, because I’d rather bill the City for two full hours than one-and-change. Maxton is fast-forwarding through the filmed interviews, watching the jerky figures spring and flicker across the screen. Suddenly though, I’ve had enough. The bare white walls and the bad lighting with its incessant hum are starting to make my teeth ache.

‘Right,’ I say, standing and pushing forward a folder, ‘that’s your man, this Reed guy.’

Maxton boggles at me. ‘Reed? No way.’

I stretch, rub my face and blink, trying to wake up. ‘Yes way. He’s your killer.’ I start getting ready to go.

Maxton grabs the folder and leafs through it in lumps. ‘But why? I mean, sure, he doesn’t have a watertight alibi for the attacks but, given his job and lifestyle, that’s a hard call anyway. What makes you so certain?’

‘What your boss pays me for – I know.’

‘What’s his motive?’

I wince. ‘This again? You guys are still with the “means, motive, opportunity” crap? He has means and opportunity – he doesn’t need a motive. He does it because he likes it. He does it ... just because.’

‘But he’s been completely forthright with us, helped us with our investigation...’

‘Yes because, if he didn’t, he’d look exactly like what he is – guilty. He’s playing you. He has you right where he wants you to be – convinced that he’s a nice guy.’

‘But why these people?’ Maxton’s on a roll, won’t let it alone, ‘what’s their connexion? Why choose to attack them?’

I sigh. ‘Maxton. This guy’s a burr. He’s covered in hooks just waiting to get snagged on something. This guy? He bumps into Reed and doesn’t say “excuse me”. This girl? He likes her hair colour. This one? It’s late and he’s got nothing better to do. He’s a psycho Maxton; whaddaya want from me?’

Maxton leans forward, elbows on the table. His eyes are wide. He looks at me; he looks at the files.

‘I don’t know,’ he says, ‘Carmody’s not going to like this...’

‘Screw Carmody. If he wanted me to make him feel good, I’d demand money up front.’

Maxton’s up, grabs his coat. ‘Let’s go tell him the news...’

We head down the corridor to the lift. The endless parade of carpet tiles, the fluoro panels, the conditioned air, all make me feel thin and unreal. I can’t tell what time it is. A couple of uniforms come out of the lift as we approach: backlit, I can’t see their faces and their hats make black circles above their heads – just like my dream angels. Maxton gestures to them. They smile and move away.

The lift doors bite home like a sideways mouth. I’m hoping I got this right. Carmody hates my guts but he’s got to acknowledge that I get his guys to where they’re needed. If I’m honest – and I’m always honest, at least to myself – I’d help them without being paid, but starving in a gutter is not my idea of a career prospect. My technique’s now honed, but I’ve paid for inexperience. One time, early on, I stalled for time, figured I’d ratchet up some extra cash with the Department. ‘I see a body of water,’ I said, playing mysterious. During the delay that caused, the killer – Alvin Lake – locked two girls in a Chevy and fed them through his scrap-yard metal compactor. Like Reed, he had means and opportunity. Like Reed, his motive was “just because”.

The lift pings and the metal doors slide open. Maxton shoulders forward and I stumble fuzzily in his wake. There are a lot of people here. No uniforms. Cameras. The grey light of the outside day. Carmody wheeling around, his face going red. Suddenly, Maxton’s got me in a bear hug, throwing me back into the lift. Lights follow us, excited voices, before the steel lips snack them off.

‘Shit!’ spits Maxton. He stabs a button and we descend again. ‘Shit! What was I thinking?’

‘Certainly not “avoid the lobby”’ I contribute, rubbing my shoulder.

He slumps against the wall. ‘Carmody’ll have my head for this,’ he groans.

I’m suddenly very tired and far from caring. ‘Look,’ I say, ‘tell him it was my fault; that I was grandstanding, trying to get my name in lights. He’ll buy that.’

‘Yeah?’

‘Yeah. You’ll still get a dressing-down, but at least you won’t get fired.’

Maxton props his hands on his knees, lets his head hang down, gives it a shake.

‘Thanks man,’ he says, ‘I owe you.’

‘Just make sure Carmody pays me,’ I answer, ‘and we’re quits...’

Later at home, the news sites on my laptop are buzzing. “City pays Psychic to track Blind-Man’s-Bluff Killer!”; “Cops Clutching at Straws!”; “Detectives try Voodoo to catch Serial Killer!” My phone starts to ring but I let the machine take care of things.

The day wears on. The grey dawn passes into a grey night. There’s an open bottle of wine in the fridge along with an old pizza. Towards nightfall, I break out the iron, try to smarten-up a few shirts. I’m watching the news to see if they’re using a recent photo of me - thankfully, the mug shot they drag out is about eighteen months old. There’s a card game on tonight – gamblers don’t like playing with guys they think can read their minds.

The intercom chirps. ‘It’s Maxton’, blurs the voice at the other end. I buzz him in. Shrugging on a crisp white shirt, I fold back the cuffs and open the door, leaving it ajar. Soon, there’s movement in the corridor – the door swings wide. It’s not Maxton who enters. It’s Reed.

He leans on the door, closing it, panting from the stairs. He’s bleary, eyes red-rimmed, breathing booze. Arms go “zizz” as he moves them: cheap nylon jacket with “Security” across the back, dark squares on the upper arms and breast where patches have been erased. Lost his job. Excellent.

He pushes off the door, lurches into the room. I back around the kitchen bench. He jingles as his boots stomp the floor – below his gut slings a wide belt with steel rings dripping with things. Things like his gun. Handcuffs and capsicum spray. He clunks down a two-thirds-empty fifth of bourbon on the counter top.

‘Bastard!’ he breathes dangerously. ‘Cost me my job! Why? Why me?’

I walk slowly around the bench, hands raised, moving to the phone. ‘Look,’ I say, ‘you’re overwrought. Why don’t we take a breath and sort this out? Let’s call someone who can help...’ I pick up the iron as I go.

He pulls his gun, surprisingly quickly for someone in his state. I belt him on the head with the iron. He goes down, whacking his jaw on the counter-top. I pound his face a few more times for luck. Prodding clumsily with socked feet, I push the gun back into his holster, taking time to get it right. I grab some paper towel, take The Knife from the wall where it hangs, openly on a magnetic strip over the sink. Sadly, saying good-bye, I ease the handle into Reed’s nerveless palm.

Now the hard part. I use the cuff of my shirt to cover my hand as I unclip the capsicum spray from his belt. I take a deep breath, give myself a good hit to the face...

*****

I’m lying on a floor; smell of dust and nylon fibres. There’s pain, but I haven’t worked out where it’s coming from just yet. I can hear people moving, furniture shifting with them. The brush of shoes on carpet, clothing fabric rustling. Open my eyes: it’s dark. There’re lights but they’re all fuzzy, spots circled in focuslessness. Someone looms, leans in. I can’t see their face, just a black halo around their head. Light walks in waves and walls, wobbles. Now there are two of these dark faceless angels, peering, coming close.

‘Jesus!’ says one of them. ‘What happened to his face?’

‘Back off!’ Another voice chimes in, approaching stench of dead-beach aftershave. Maxton.

‘Hang in there, McKinley,’ he says, ‘paramedics are on the way.’ He lifts my shoulders, cradles me.

‘Carmody’s pissed,’ he tells me, wiping away the tears streaming down my face. ‘He thinks you’re going to sue the City for us leading this psycho straight to you...’

I cough suddenly. I’m laughing inside because Maxton still thinks he pushed the button for the wrong floor. ‘Just make sure...he pays me...what he owes me,’ I croak.

‘You’re one in a million,’ Maxton smiles, then the paramedics are upon us.

They carry me away. I drift off to the Dreamlands. I feel cheated – this kill was unsatisfying. But it was practical; housekeeping; shoring-up and making-safe. Business before pleasure. The world opens up with possibilities - those dark angels have missed me again...

Monday, 29 December 2014

Review: Michel Houellebecq’s “H.P. Lovecraft – Against The World, Against Life”



HOUELLEBECQ, Michel, H.P. Lovecraft – Against The World, Against Life, Weidenfeld & Nicolson / Orion Publishing Group, London, 2006.

Octavo; paperback; 247pp. Minor wear; some pages dog-eared; mild creasing to spine. Very good.


Stephen King’s Introduction to this essay is somewhat patronising. He refers to Houllebecq’s analysis of the life and work of Lovecraft as a “mash note” and in doing so, kickstarts the project with a sense of the trivial. It’s as if he, all unwittingly, attempts to drag the subject of the essay down to populist levels, and implies that Lovecraft, and anyone determined to waste their time with him, must, in essence, be regarded as ‘popular culture’. It’s a somewhat dubious start for this effort, especially given that King – unashamedly populist as he is – declares himself to be indebted to Lovecraft as a source of inspiration.

I can almost see where he’s coming from though. I know that it’s more than somewhat of a generalisation, but Americans tend to be absolutists – this is this; that is that – and whenever lines begin to blur they get a little nervous. To a European sensibility, the fact that a bestselling French writer of literary fiction publishes an essay on an American writer of genre fiction presents no paradox. To the US, it’s as bizarre as letting Adam Sandler present the Nobel Prizes. In reality, such terms as “literary fiction” and “genre fiction” have little relevance in Europe and it’s only the marketing principles of bookshops in English-speaking countries which make such arbitrary distinctions. Mr King is just assuming that, if he’s being asked to write an introduction to a book about Lovecraft, then it must be aimed at the geeks, and therefore he pitches his tone accordingly. This is to undermine the seriousness with which Houellebecq approaches his subject; the reader should not make the same assumption.

The essay itself was written – in the original French – in 1991. This re-publishing is as much a marketing exercise as it is a heartfelt attempt to get Houellebecq’s thoughts out to an English-speaking fan base. Not only have Weidenfeld & Nicolson contracted King to write the Intro., but they’ve enclosed re-printings of “The Call of Cthulhu” and “The Whisperer in Darkness” along with a host of biographical information, about both Lovecraft and Houellebecq, and a bibliography of French translations of Lovecraft’s work. The idea being, I presume, that, if you disagree with Houellebecq’s thesis, you’ll feel that you still haven’t wasted your money. For me though, I think the real meat of the package is Houellebecq’s analysis, despite the presence of some flaws. Let me explain.

The essay breaks down into four parts – a Preface and three sections, each separated thematically into various components. I will address these, one by one, in order.

In the Preface, Houellebecq muses upon the reception which his essay has had since he had first penned it, how there were things which he had overlooked or which he feels he should have lingered longer over. He describes his discovery of Lovecraft’s works at the age of sixteen and his exploration – increasingly half-hearted – of those authors who had inspired, or who had been inspired by, Lovecraft’s material, but with the uneasy realisation that he knew next to nothing about Lovecraft himself. Conversely nowadays – he says – people approach him to autograph his book on HPL but few of them actually read any of HPL’s works, content to know about him through biographical notes and about them by association, through pop cultural references.

He says that writing the essay was like writing a novel with only one character – HPL – and felt just as freeform and unrestricted, with the exception that it “was constrained in that all the facts it conveyed and all the texts it cited had to be exact”. For the most part, he holds true to this notion; however it’s in those citations that the strength of his arguments starts to fail, and his thesis to come adrift.

Finally, he praises the poetry of Lovecraft’s use of language (something that he does discuss in the body of his argument) and quotes extensively and quite aptly from “The Whisperer in Darkness”, a text which he claims to have omitted in the first draft, with some regret. Later, he presents a list of what he terms Lovecraft’s “Great Texts” and “Whisperer” is listed amongst them: I wonder if, in earlier printings, it failed to appear? He doesn’t explicitly say.

Part One: Another Universe

In this initial foray, Houellebecq sets the groundwork and examines the scope of Lovecraft, both the individual and his product. Let it not be said that Houellebecq shies away from shocking statements or confrontational notions – this is a writer who likes to get a reaction. He begins by telling us that life is “painful and disappointing” and that people who like life do not like to read, because life has very little to do with literature. The real world is so far removed from the narrative constructs of literature that only those who reject the world and all it contains could find solace in the pages of a book. Punchy stuff, and I find no argument with it.

This part of the essay falls into two parts: in the first he addresses the writer and tries, using his correspondence and other writings, to assign him a literary locale. He reveals that Lovecraft had a natural affinity with the Modernist writers of the English literary tradition – along with Virginia Woolf for example – in that he stood for an utter rejection of the realist writing of the Nineteenth century, as exemplified by such authors as Gustave Flaubert and Thomas Hardy. As well, Houellebecq identifies HPL as an ardent existentialist, discovering himself trapped in a meaningless existence in an irrelevant world. He thus paints Lovecraft as the doppelganger of Antoine Roquentin from Sartre’s novel, Nausea. Unlike the protagonist of that book however, HPL’s strategy to deal with this angst was of a different nature.

According to Houellebecq, Lovecraft dealt with his existential despair by refusing to play the game: rather than finding meaning in the universe and creating a purpose for himself within it, he revelled in his isolation and found a space in which to dwell alongside and apart from the structures surrounding him: engagement and struggle became as inconsequential as the meaningless objects around him. Even his ‘career’ as a writer he refused to acknowledge as anything other than an idle pastime, considering the prospect of making a living off his work faintly disgusting. That these sentiments percolate into his work, I think no die-hard fan would deny.

The second section of this first part is entitled “Ritual Literature”. By this term, Houellebecq means the body of work by an author who has attained ‘mythic status’ in a literary sense. In this way he compares HPL to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and his Sherlock Holmes canon. Fans of Sherlock Holmes, Houellebecq declares, would not allow their favourite character to die; they re-visit the canon stories, each time with a sense of pleasure and delight; they are faintly amused, but not convinced by, pastiche and homage texts, spring-boarding off the main body of work; and they wistfully hope that one day a hidden cache of new material will someday be discovered. On top of this is the sheer amazement the reader feels for the accomplishment – ‘how do they do it?’ – a hidden complexity that invites deeper investigation. All of this can be said of Lovecraft and of his readers.

Houellebecq then goes on to define HPL’s oeuvre as a series of increasingly-crucial concentric circles. Outermost, he places Lovecraft’s correspondence and poetry; next he assigns collaborative efforts, things he co-wrote or ghost wrote, including the works of August Derleth, derived from HPL’s notes and drafts; third, he places all of the short stories juvenilia and novellas that Lovecraft wrote – the canon. Lastly he creates a list of tales which represent the ‘holy of holies’, the definitive works, those which – if Lovecraft was a religion – would be termed the “great texts”. Houellebecq claims to have taken pleasure in compiling and setting out this list, and I feel much the same way about reproducing it:

“The Call of Cthulhu” (1926)
“The Colour Out of Space” (1927)
“The Dunwich Horror” (1928)
“The Whisperer in Darkness” (1930)
“At the Mountains of Madness” (1931)
“The Dreams in the Witch House” (1932)
“The Shadow Over Innsmouth” (1932)
“The Shadow Out of Time” (1934)

Finally, Houellebecq asserts that it is the numinous presence of Lovecraft himself, pervading this material, which lends an almost mystical quality to the writing. Lovecraft, he declares, fundamentally denies examination, even by his most diligent biographers, and has attained an almost cult status in his own right, distinct from his work.

Part Two: Technical Assault

With a title like this, it’s obvious that some examination of the minutiae of Lovecraft’s style is about to be undertaken; however, since this is Houellebecq, we need not fear that it will descend into some dry and stultifying discussion of adverbs and adjectives (although that does come up at one point). He begins by referencing the essay which Lovecraft wrote – “Supernatural Horror in Literature” – and observes how dull a catalogue it is, since obviously it contains nothing comparable to HPL’s own work. He notes that this piece appeared shortly before Lovecraft began to pen the “great texts” and declares that it was by cataloguing this list of styles and references that HPL was able to dispense with his mentors and finally forge ahead on his own. Simultaneously, Houellebecq states that clues to Lovecraft’s technique are almost non-existent in his correspondence, since his advice is inevitably focussed upon the problems faced by the individual to whom he is addressing his comments – thus, nothing of general application can be discerned. He notes that HPL was ever willing to provide the essential building blocks of a good story but was candid about how to stack them together.

(Amusingly, and in a nod to Italo Calvino’s If On a Winter’s Night a Traveller, each section of this part of the essay has an apropos title which forms a clause in a long sentence. Why? Who knows, but it’s quite cute.)

Attack the Story like a Radiant Suicide...

Here, Houellebecq examines HPL’s hooks, the openings to his stories. He compares Lovecraft’s introductions to those of Graham Masterton (The Incredible Shrinking Man) and comes to the conclusion that Lovecraft uses his opening salvos to divide his audience. While typically verbose, they do nothing to soften the impact for the reader: the introductory paragraphs hardly ever hint or allude to the impending narrative; rather they drop the reader straight into something bewildering and confronting. As an all-or-nothing approach, Houellebecq finds it completely admirable, the moreso because Lovecraft is able to build upon it, escalating the pitch of terror. Conversely, he finds that this kind of narrative set-up makes HPL’s characters seem somewhat obtuse, since they never seem to see it coming.

...Utter the Great "No" to Life Without Weakness...

Next Houellebecq tackles the content of Lovecraft’s stories, and in doing so compares him to an architect: before beginning to build, he says, an architect first must decide which materials to use.

Having identified HPL as an existentialist who utterly rejects the world as a meaningless construct, and that attempting to capture it in print would be equally meaningless, he states that Lovecraft makes a conscious decision to create his own realities in his writing. The fantastic and the horrid are the foundation stones of this reality and he makes these vistas as real as he can, with the conscious exclusion of two subjects which other writers would consider essential: sex and money.

Here, Houellebecq tackles head-on the accusations that have been levelled against HPL, that his misanthropic, asexual universes are the result of psychological misfires and neurotic blocks. Quite the opposite, as Houellebecq demonstrates with several apposite quotes from HPL’s correspondence, Lovecraft simply made an aesthetic choice to exclude these topics from his work. He also shows that Lovecraft was well-read in the works of Freud, particularly in the areas of symbolism, sexual and otherwise, and on the nature of a transactional universe, and rejected them outright as obvious rubbish.

In essence therefore, what some would consider a psychological blindspot, or Freudian slip, in HPL’s writing is actually a conscious and deliberate decision as part of the writing process. Lovecraft simply says “no” to the depiction of real life, in order to pursue his stated aims.

...Then You will See a Magnificent Cathedral...

Lovecraft’s eye, says Houellebecq, is an architect’s eye; his sensibilities respond to architectural models. In this way, HPL is able to capture the sensation of moving through architectural space and in fact creates such spaces in his writing in order to underscore and heighten the dramatic pace of the tale. Colours form a lesser component of his descriptions and take a back seat to plastic shapes and tangible forms. No argument from me, but I do think Houellebecq pushes the notion a little far when he declares that HPL is a creator of “sacred space”.

...And Your Senses, Vectors of Unutterable Derangement...

In terms of physical sensations Houellebecq notes the overloaded descriptions which HPL provides. Along with this, he identifies a disturbing quality of anonymity in all of Lovecraft’s protagonists. In his early works, it seemed that HPL took deliberate pains to make his heroes seem particular, or individual; by the time of the “great texts” however, he has forsaken this approach in favour of bland characters whose only purpose is to transmit sensations. In these turgid descriptions of repugnance, Houellebecq again finds evidence for Lovecraft’s existentialist worldview.

...Will Map Out an Integral Delirium...

Here, Houellebecq examines the kind of horror that Lovecraft tries to generate. He is not interested in the vampire or the werewolf – constructs that have discrete mythic connotations and psychological rationales – he wants to build an “objective horror” which transcends the human condition. To this end he draws from all areas of scientific knowledge, bombarding his narratives with objective facts and with references to myriad fields of learning, in order to add verisimilitude to the fantastic worlds he is building. Houellebecq compares HPL with Immanuel Kant who said he wanted to create an ethical code “not just for man but for all rational beings”; Lovecraft wanted to build a mythology that “would mean something to those intelligent beings that consist only of nebulous spiralling gases”.

...That will be Lost in the Unnameable Architecture of Time.

In this final section, Houellebecq dwells on the surgical manner in which Lovecraft outlines his visions. Precision is ever-present: map references in “At the Mountains of Madness”; intersecting times and events in “The Call of Cthulhu”; mathematical dogma in “The Dreams in the Witch House”. The human world depicted in these tales is concrete, tangible and delineated, right up to the point where the entities of the Mythos take over, at which moment sanity and this precise notation part company.

Part Three: Holocaust

Of course, since this is Houellebecq, we can expect him to toss in a loaded word like “holocaust” with very little provocation. Here it is: the title of the third part of the essay. In this section, Houellebecq examines Lovecraft’s life and looks at the impact that it has upon his writing. Essentially, he looks at HPL’s marriage and his racist tendencies.

Like the other parts of this essay, there are several sections with intriguing titles, but I’d prefer to look at this piece as a whole. We are given a timeline in HPL’s life that consists basically of ‘pre-nuptial’ and ‘post-nuptial’. Before meeting and marrying Sonia Greene, Lovecraft was a particular type of person, probably quite typical of his time and place; after the marriage and the time he spent in New York, this character shifted dramatically and created the individual who would go on to pen the “great texts”.

From an existentialist perspective, the marriage was a moment when HPL chose to engage with his environment and embark upon an act of self-creation. Nevertheless, he chose to take this step in a very passive fashion: Sonia was the driving force in the relationship and Lovecraft simply went along for the ride. Houellebecq argues all the same that HPL was definitely in love with Sonia, but years of non-engagement had dulled his reactions. The move to New York however, was an even more serious instance of coming to terms with reality.

Arriving in the metropolis, HPL felt sure of his ability to find work; but his assurances were couched in provincial WASP-ish terms. As a white male of reasonable education, he felt entitled to be chosen for whatever position he applied for. How shocking then to find that race and breeding amounted to almost nothing in the Big Apple! Lovecraft’s benign racist tendencies went from mild to red-hot, causing him to champion Hitler and make sweeping declarations of a genocidal nature in his correspondence. As his bigotry became incandescent in the face of his failure to find work, Houellebecq argues that Lovecraft’s ability to even define the ‘otherness’ which offended him fell by the wayside. However upon his return to Providence, he re-adjusted his perspective, altered his opinion of Hitler and the Final Solution and retired into a bruised geniality. It could be argued that he had discovered a type of acceptance, or at least have come to realise that – as part of the meaningless universe around him – there was nothing to be done about it. Still, the later “great texts” are notably less racist (less racist, not inclusive) than his earlier works.

Added to this, Houellebecq finds a markedly masochistic streak in HPL’s writing, especially after this time. If Lovecraft’s protagonists are essentially himself, rendered down to passive spectators of awfulness, then the horrible things that they encounter are things that Lovecraft does to himself. A cry of existential angst? Quite possibly.

*****

In the final analysis, Houellebecq argues that every great passion will leave its artistic impression upon the world and that this complex and undefinable individual has done just that with the works he left behind. However just what that passion was, or from where it stemmed, is frustratingly – though compellingly - hard to pin down. All that is left is the Mythos and the myth of Lovecraft.

If there is a case against Houellebecq’s analysis – and, for the most part, it’s the most compelling analysis I’ve ever encountered – it’s that, for all his assertions that he was forced by the constraints of the essay format to check his facts and cite his sources, he actually doesn’t. Most of what he says is supported by citations but some of it isn’t. Reading his Notes in the back of the book, the translator Dorna Khazeni lists many instances where throwaway references within the text attributed to HPL or others cannot be located, even after cross-checking with S.T. Joshi, who seems to have all of Lovecraft at his fingertips. Some of this stems from the fact that Houellebecq was working from French translations of Lovecraft and the exact wording is occasionally difficult to pin down; still, there are instances where Khazeni couldn’t source quotes from Houellebecq himself, and this is troubling.

On the other hand, there is a genuine passion for the work in evidence here. Not the OMG! type of enthusiasm that most fan-boy venues tend to generate, but a fully-considered and realised, intellectual response. If for nothing else, this refreshing stance earns this book a place on my shelf of Lovecraftiana.

As a final note, my overview presented here is couched in various ‘-isms’, specifically the existentialism of HPL and his position as a modernist author. Houellebecq makes his analysis without resorting to such language, referencing neither Sartre nor existential despair (not to mention Virginia Woolf!). These constructions are purely my own, reading and extrapolating between his lines, and are there due to the nature of the circumstances which led to my writing this extended review. If my philosophy and literary theory are somewhat creaky, mea culpa, and my apologies!

Four-and-a-half Tentacled Horrors.


Friday, 26 December 2014

Review: “The Hobbit – Battle, with Chthonians”


JACKSON, Peter (Dir.), “The Hobbit – The Battle of the Five Armies” New Line Cinema/Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures/Wingnut Films, 2014.


Don’t. Just don’t.

Zero tentacled horrors.







Saturday, 20 December 2014

Quirkiness...


Some years ago now, a small company rose up out of America’s east coast with the striking title Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. This was a fairly low-key release over here and information about the book passed largely by word of mouth. Soon there were other books in the range – Sense and Sensibility and Sea-monsters, Mr. D’Arcy: Vampire, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer. When I first saw the zombie book, I smirked: I figured, since it looked an awful lot like one of those black, Penguin Classics releases, that it would be cute to place it on my bookshelf along with my standard Austens – other browsers would experience the double-take of seeing the anomaly, giggle over the cover and move on. How disappointed was I to discover that there was an actual novel contained within those joke wrappers?

It’s probably just me, but I would have expected that the book would turn out to be just a notebook of some kind – blank and ready for the owner’s musings to be housed within. Or maybe that there would be an acknowledgement by the people at Quirk Books that the book didn’t really exist, but here’s the actual Pride and Prejudice to read, in covers that would make the average male Austen fan not too uncomfortable to break it out on the train during the morning commute. Instead, it contains a boring, woefully ghastly piece of drivel that takes the dead donkey of the one-note joke and flogs it to Kingdom Come.

And then came the sequels: flog, flog, flog...

In genre fiction there is a place for pastiche; it works on the level of homage, to demonstrate the writer’s knowledge and attunement to the original work or author. These books aren’t even pastiche; they’re just bad. However, the publishers have tapped into a phenomenon that is having long-reaching and questionable impact on the world of literature.

Literary immortality used to be a lofty and idealistic concept. The works of an author – their canon – lived on after their death and became the scripted and peopled worlds which they bequeathed to humanity. Nowadays, due to the fast-food consumption of television programming and movie franchising, publishers are seeking to emulate the filmed media models and cash in on the money flow. ‘Jane Austen’ is now viewed as a franchise, available to be re-booted every other year or so, or re-imagined for newer audiences or target markets. All it takes is for someone to be roped in to writing the new material: in Austen’s case it’s P.D. James with her Regency whodunit Death Comes to Pemberley, or the whole slew of Young Adult re-imaginings of Austen’s books (with the same titles, no less) to ‘update’ Austen for the younger, iPhone-toting set. Ian Fleming’s ‘new’ Bond novels are being churned out by Sebastian Faulkes and others; Eric van Lustbader is pumping out ‘new’ Jason Bourne books for the Robert Ludlum Estate.

Literary immortality is no longer a theoretical concept; it’s a thriving business. However, more is not ‘more’; in terms of quality, ‘more’ is something far, far less.

It’s not that this concept is particularly new. “Clueless” was an extremely clever film adaptation of Austen’s Emma; Akira Kurosawa gave us “Throne of Blood” as an homage to “Macbeth”, and then he and Sergio Leone riffed off each other for the great samurai flick/spaghetti western to-ing and fro-ing of “Yojimbo”/”A Fistful of Dollars” and “Sanjuro”/”For a few Dollars More”. Great English literature and the undead have met before when Val Lewton turned Jane Eyre into “I Walked with a Zombie” and Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” was transformed into “Forbidden Planet”. However, these reincarnations all contained a sense of affection for the source material. Nowadays it’s less about savouring the work of an author; it’s about growing obese on the bloated, low-grade pap that ghost-writers are spewing out in order to shift units.

We live in an age where most of us have access to a computer and can write down our thoughts and imaginings as we see fit. Self- and online-publishing are only a few clicks and a cash transaction away; publishing houses are divorcing themselves of the need to proof-read and edit material and they get their cues from the “likes” and “+1s” that social media flag in order to kill some trees and bankroll an actual physical book. Part of the process is the creation of new iterations of classic reads – these are safe options since they have been tested over time – and the works of standard, prize-winning, ‘safe’ authors, like Salman Rushdie and Umberto Eco.

Quality has given way to quantity: people want to be immersed in a weighty tome, to be taken out of their humdrum lives by means of some brick of a book whose best feature is that it can hold open a door. And when that’s finished they want another one - as the fantasy genre of publishing has proven over time. Escapism is something that people have always craved and bad times are a spur to it – Hollywood has never suffered due to an economic downturn. All forms of media and entertainment are now being conflated, governed by the same marketing approaches and, sad to say, the priceless gems of literature – and our ability to appreciate them – are being eroded by the process.

We live in a world where Fifty Shades of Grey is a benchmark by which to measure good writing. God help us all!

*****

Which brings me back to Quirk Books of Philadelphia and around to Lovecraft. In my constant quest for Lovecraftiana, I have recently acquired the first two books in a series of YA fiction penned by one “Charles Gilman” (aka. Jason Rekulak), entitled Tales from Lovecraft Middle School. These books follow the high school misadventures of Robert Arthur and his friends as he settles in to the new local educational institution. From there on in, it’s strictly “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” territory. In the first instalment, the titular Professor Gargoyle turns out to be a demon working at the behest of a secretive Master, while in the second book the socially-adept Slither Sisters are medusae, seeking election on the student council in order to sacrifice the entire Seventh Grade to the ominous Master. And that’s it. The rest is geeks, slackers, cool kids, quarterbacks, cheerleaders and oblivious teachers. You do the maths.

The production quality of the books is excellent, but having had their previous efforts optioned as movies and even turned into a B-grade flick have ensured that quality of presentation is not an issue for Quirk. Both novels have high-quality lenticular covers – otherwise known as “winkies” – that shift as the book moves, turning high school girls into snake-haired monsters and scary-looking schoolmasters into even scarier demons. (The fact that I was wondering what would happen if I tried to scan these covers had very little to do with my presenting them here. Very little. Almost nothing. Almost.)

There’s nothing very Lovecraftian about these books: they throw about a lot of canon names – Tillinghast, Dunwich, Gilman – but the monsters are mainly of the Western mythic tradition, with harpies, medusa, demons and giant snakes. Not a Mi Go in sight. It’s as if the folks at Quirk are worried about some perceived litigious ramifications and are unaware of the ‘open source’ nature of the Mythos. The occasional tentacle intrudes; there’s a two-headed rat and a ghost, but not a lot of Lovecraft besides the name. And Mr Rekulak’s unspeakable writing hasn’t improved upon Seth Grahame-Smith's work on Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but at least it’s aimed at a more appropriate audience.

For completists only.