Everybody
knows that if you get a committee to design a horse, you end up with a camel.
This is exactly how 50 Shades, and
all of its sequels, was written: by a group of people online who had their
content (semi)edited down into a readable dosage. It’s not the work of a single
mind or point of view; it’s a camel by committee. And it shows.
So
what made it such a blockbuster? It’s not quality reading. It’s not even good
source material for movies, given that the only people who put their hands up
for roles in the spun-off films are Z-grade actors who have exactly no shot at
the big time except for these execrable filmed statements. The only answer is
the sex. It’s a fact that women enjoy readable erotica, rather than the visual
kind (which is more of a male stimulus)*. Women cop the rough end of the
pineapple when it comes to titillation – there are fewer erotic magazines that
cater for the ladies and they don’t last long (see the previous sentence), but
there are the Mills & Boons reads
that take their place, scooting under the censorious radar of general
awareness. Recently, I visited a bookstore in Dunedin which specialised in
“romance literature”: the staff knew absolutely, to the nth degree, the value
of a particular M&B issue, their genre’s
authors and all of the different editions – Sweetheart
to Blaze – and back again. I had
walked in expecting the typical secondhand bookstore routine: when I asked
about horror literature, I was directed to a drawer at the back of the shop
containing some well-thumbed Stephen Kings and little else. I was told that HPL
was few and far between, but I managed to scoop up a book of New Zealand ghost
stories in the dollar box at the front door. The staff had my measure: I was an
interloper in the secret women’s business of their female erotica gig.
The
people who buy E.L. James’ crap are – in the main - women. They are the same
women who bought Stephenie Meyers’ vampire rubbish and, before that, Anne
Rice’s Vampire Lestat chronicles. The only difference is that their reading
material of choice has gotten worse over time. What they’re looking for is
excitement of an explicitly sexual nature: this is Jilly Cooper and Sidney
Sheldon for the millennials. However, unlike those authors, the new breed are
poorly-written and (and I need to stress this) neither edited, nor proof-read. That
they haven’t been given even the most cursory attention that any other
published book requires has to say something. And what it says is nothing good.
My
focus in reading material are books from the 1880s through to the 1940s. Just
recently, I crossed a milestone off my list – Day of the Locust by Nathanael West – and I have to say that I was
shocked and surprised by it. Much like Raymond Chandler’s The Little Sister, it’s a bleak excoriation of Hollywood during its
heyday, but I was not expecting the sexual brutality that it encompassed. This
isn’t a book that the female readership of today would embrace, I’m thinking,
because it partakes too much of a ‘rape and pillage’ mentality; however, in the
text, those who espouse this thinking are derided spectacularly, their targets
(thankfully) escape, and the proponents are revealed as tawdry and ineffectual.
For me, the most horrific parts of the book were the blow-by-blow descriptions
of a cock fight, but the gruesome instances of Hollywood consumerist sociopathy
were enough to make anyone think twice.
Hollywood
has a tendency to water down any social commentary that writers choose to take
on. I remember seeing the movie version of “Suddenly,
Last Summer” once and not understanding anything that was going on. There
was a holiday in Greece; Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift; some street
urchins... suddenly Taylor was heading for a lobotomy and her cousin was
missing. I had no clue as to what had happened, so I went to the source material
by Tennessee Williams. I discovered a cannibalistic, homoerotic rationale that
Hollywood had completely obliterated from their cinematic release, leaving
generations of viewers scratching their heads. I assume that they thought the movie-goers
would be too busy “necking” before the end of the First Act, so why bother
making a coherent narrative? Why bother confronting 50s America with the gay cousin
of a woman whom he exploits to lure Greek teenagers to their beachfront holiday
home for his sexual entertainment? That’s what’s happening, folks... before
they kill and eat him. “National Velvet”,
this ain’t.
What
I think I’m getting at is this: people think that modern literature is edgy and
titillating, because of course – of
course – we’re way more upfront, nowadays, than anyone has ever been
before. This is a lie people. The literature that survives is the stuff that
you should be focussing on; not the stuff that’s happening right now. Twilight? Twenty years from now it’ll be
a footnote. 50 Shades of Grey? If
anyone remembers it, they’ll be alone in a world of readers with other things
on their minds. These are novels that only sociologists will be interested in
100 years from now. In the 20s, the bestselling novel of the era was a book
called The Green Hat by Michael
Arlen; these days it’s practically impossible to find a copy anywhere**. And if
you did find a copy, it would
probably be as dull as ditchwater. Not everything that makes it into print is
guaranteed immortality, despite what Emily Dickinson has to say on the matter.
Fashion prevails in the publishing world; today’s Jonathan Franzen is
tomorrow’s James Michener, no matter how impossible you find that statement to
be.
I’m
now reading Djuna Barnes’ Nightwood.
It feels a little overcooked after West, but I’m soldiering on. Edwardian
literature seems to be plagued with bored, overly-entitled, main characters but
I’m not letting that stop me – I’ve read Tender
is the Night, so I’ve already seen how bad things can get. After that, it’s
Malcolm Lowry’s Under the Volcano. If
anyone wants me, I’ll be out in the “old” literature, where it’s as edgy as it
ever was...
*****
*I’m
fully aware that that statement is a generalisation. These things are a
spectrum rather than an absolute, a boiling-down of bell-curve results. There
are women out there who enjoy visual stimulation as much as men do, and men who
prefer erotica of a non-visual variety; they are, however, not in the majority
according to the research. Given today’s ‘instant-gratification’ society,
though, and the stupidly-easy access to Internet porn, I wonder if that paradigm
is shifting?
**Actually, it's not that hard to find anymore. What a difference a few years makes! An edition came out in the US in 2008, and an Indian publisher is producing copies as well. As I discovered earlier, the majority of copies are in the Northern hemisphere, but I've just managed to snaffle myself a first UK edition from a dealer in Melbourne. Woo-hoo!
**Actually, it's not that hard to find anymore. What a difference a few years makes! An edition came out in the US in 2008, and an Indian publisher is producing copies as well. As I discovered earlier, the majority of copies are in the Northern hemisphere, but I've just managed to snaffle myself a first UK edition from a dealer in Melbourne. Woo-hoo!
I think one could boil it down to "don't read 50 Shades of Gray or its sequels because they are steaming piles of manure."
ReplyDeleteThis review was far more interesting and insightful than my statement, however.