ROBERTS,
Johannes (Dir.), “47 Metres Down: Uncaged”, Entertainment Studios Motion
Pictures/thefyzz, 2019.
I’ve
spent some time looking back over my experiences in the surf, at sea, or on the
beach, during the past day or so, and I’ve made a list of life-threatening
incidents that I’ve experienced; that is, moments which might have led to
danger should things have gone pear-shaped. I’ve compiled the following:
·
Got
caught in a Riptide
·
Stung
by Jellyfish
·
Encountered
a Sea-snake
·
Picked
up a live Cone Shell by accident
·
Jumped
into Shallow Water
·
Blundered
into a Moray Eel
·
Got my
foot caught in a broken Lobster Trap; almost drowned trying to get free
·
Got
barrel-rolled by a Dumping Wave
· Got my
feet shredded by Coral
·
Bitten
by Ants
·
Sunburn
and Heat-stroke
·
Stung
by Sand-Flies
·
Overrun
by Sea Lice
·
Nipped
by Crabs
·
Encountered
a Snake
·
Pinned
by a falling Mound of Sand
·
Seasickness
·
Almost
Capsized in a Boat
·
Passed
within “coo-ee” of a Shark
Australian
kids – at least they did in my day – spend a lot of time at the beach: there
has to be an upside to living alongside all of the poisonous and deadly
creatures we share the country with. However, at no time was I ever led to
believe that such activity was ever entirely safe. My parents drilled into me
that there were dangers to be met with along the way and that I had to be
careful. Still, children get inquisitive and they get into trouble, as even
this short list will prove. And, on the whole, I never really liked the beach:
I preferred to stay on the sand rather than get into the water, so my tally of
deadly encounters is probably on the lower-than-average side of things. (And
before anyone makes comments about sea lice, they’re not like other types of
lice but they’ll definitely give you the heebies.)
What
I’m driving at here is this: if you go to where the danger is, the
danger will find you and, if you’re not careful, it will probably get
you, no matter how prepared you think you are. Down here we’re one month into
winter and that means that all of our local shark species are doing their
winter thing; in the case of Great White Sharks, it means that they’re moving
north along the coastlines towards the Equator. They do this every year.
Sometimes they do it in great numbers and on those occasions, we refer to those
migrations as “shark years” – it happens on average every five years or so.
Recently, we had an attack on our northern New South Wales beaches; that’s a
shame and the victim’s family has my commiserations. However, that wouldn’t
have happened if the person involved hadn’t gotten into the water (it’s winter,
for chrissakes!). Despite this, people tend to go off the deep end about these
things and forget about all of the times that they themselves went out to the
edge of civilization and got caught in, or by, something that might have ended
very badly for them. Instead they holler for drift nets and culls, ignoring the
fact that these measures invariably kill vastly more sealife than just the
sharks for which they’re designed. And governments go ahead and implement these
stupid measures because they have one eye firmly focused on their electoral
approval and sharks don’t vote.
Think
of this: sharks – on average – kill ten people across the planet every year;
people destroy – on average – ten million shark lives per annum.
‘Good thing sharks don’t vote, isn’t it?
All
of which makes me wonder, yet again, where the funding for all of these shark
“creature feature” movies comes from? Sharks are an easy ‘go to’ for such
movies because they’re perceived to be abundant (they’re not any more) and easy
to access; any film which involves them is more than likely going to be filmed
somewhere with high tourist potential and which will look very cinematic when
photographed; and the people appearing in the film will most likely be young,
attractive and – therefore – scantily-clad. Who wouldn’t pony up the cash for
such a project? Add in the fact that CGI is dirt cheap when it comes to
animating things which are essentially tubes with fins and teeth on one end,
and it’s a triple threat. Of course, creating an atmosphere of terror
concerning these fish also helps those industries who thrive by making shark-fin
soup, Chinese medicines and shark nets; industries which might likely be
convinced to contribute to the cost of making such a film. The sooner
governments stop responding to the illusory threats of shark invasions, and the
sooner Chinese quackery is outlawed across the planet, the better.
Which
brings me – stepping off my soapbox – to this film.
In
the past four decades or so, the concept of the shark film has morphed and
adapted. Initially, let’s say sometime in the 60s, if you saw a shark in a
movie, it was often just a glimpse of a fin sticking out of the water. In “Thunderball”
– the Bond film – we saw some close-up sharks and even Sean Connery was a bit
shocked by how close to them he ended up (apparently, there was only a pane of
glass between him and the fish at the end of the flick, and he’d been told
quite clearly that they would be using a dead shark – they didn’t). “Jaws”,
of course, was the first definitive shark film, riffing off the Peter Benchley
novel which was mostly about stuff other than a big fish, for which the shark
was simply a metaphor. At that point, it was just the fact that it was a shark
that got audiences hyperventilating; later shark films had to up the ante.
In
the “Jaws” sequels (viewing not advised), the sharks got bigger and were
assigned motive, implying that they had the capacity to reason (ooh! Spooky!).
This was further developed in “Deep Blue Sea” and again in “The
Shallows”. (I should just point out too that sharks do reason and are
not stupid – science has caught up with Renny Harlin and Jaume
Collet-Serra, or, more correctly, vice versa.) In each ensuing
iteration, size became a factor until we hit “The Meg” where it got
ridiculous. Putting aside the silliness of the “Sharknado” outliers, I
had begun to wonder where such movie fare could possibly go now? Well, here it
is in “47 Metres Down: Uncaged” – blind, zombie, Great White Sharks!
(Of
course, they’re not really undead; but the way that they’re portrayed
here they certainly look like it!)
In
this film, four poorly-characterised young women take off on an illicit
cave-diving jaunt, swimming down from a cenote in the Yucatan jungle into
a submerged Mayan catacomb which debouches – they are vaguely told – out into
the open ocean. Things go (ahem) swimmingly, until – deep inside the subaqueous
complex – a blind Great White Shark roars out of the gloom and traps them
underwater by collapsing the tunnel they came in by. The ‘brainy girl’ Mia
decides that these sharks have evolved down here and are blind as a result
because, as we know, anything living in a cave must be blind and colourless (we
are also treated to the sight of an enormous – and screaming - neon tetra – a
type of tropical fish familiar to anyone who’s ever kept an aquarium – blind
and of gigantic proportions because, well, cave… sketchy evolution reference…
whatever). So, the premise of this film is established: there’s no easy exit;
the only way out is to go through to the ocean, avoiding all the zombie sharks en
route.
With
the first film in this series, “47 Metres Down”, there were a lot of
things to be enjoyed. The story didn’t just hang upon a big monster fish
rocketing unexpectedly out of the dark every ten minutes or so; there were some
interesting story wrinkles stemming from the use of SCUBA gear that took the
narrative into new and strange areas. Here, there’s some of that DNA in the
coding but not nearly as well executed. For starters, geography is an issue. In
the first movie, we, the audience, knew where we were the whole time. There was
a boat upstairs; 35 metres below that, the communications cut out; 12 metres
further down from there we had the separated shark-diving cage with our two prospective
victims inside, slowly running out of air. The film retailed this information
well and – just like in “The Shallows” – used this map to guide its
story along. In this tale, because we’re underwater and in a stone labyrinth,
we never really know where we are, or where the threat is coming from. I
understand that that’s the point – that this is what causes our
characters to be terrified – but what we see on the screen is a bunch of silt
and bubbles, some thrashing limbs, a glimpse of teeth and then it’s all over.
We can’t tell exactly what’s happened and how it took place until our survivors
gather and do a re-cap. That’s not ideal.
The
set dressing has some issues as well. One reason that I shelled out for this
movie was the promise of Mayan surroundings – having just read everything I
could lay my hands on about the Maya culture, I am great with Maya knowledge
and wanted to see how this stood up. In the depths of these catacombs (which, as
a concept, strictly aren’t Mayan but, whatevs), they have these humanoid
statues, rough human shapes, standing around in circles like shop dummies.
These in no way reflect Mayan art styles and are there only for the purpose of
making the characters (and us) think that there are other characters, or other
people, lurking in the gloom. It’s a cheap scare tactic. Otherwise, I was sold
on this: it looks good. Without the window mannequins however, we might have
had a clearer idea of what was going on.
Like
the first film, the writers take what they’ve chosen and run with it, and they
do this quite well, creating some truly unexpected but logical moments of real
terror. There are some jump scares, but they aren’t cheap, and there are some
moments of equipment, and other, critical failure, but they’re handled well.
The last few scenes, where our heroes hit the open ocean, have some truly OMG
moments but they were deftly handled and subtly flagged leading to very
satisfying results. This movie is definitely worth the price of admission because
if sustained threat is what you’re into, it certainly delivers.
(I
should point out though that, near the start, there’s an extended sequence that
seems to be little more than a video clip for the 1987 Aztec Camera song “Somewhere
In My Heart”. If you loathe Aztec Camera and all they stand for, feel free
to fast forward through this – it goes on for some time…)
The
downside? Well, clarity (as discussed) is a bit of a problem, but mainly – just
like it did in the first movie, the Hollywood Morality Playbook rears its ugly
head. At no point in this film was I unaware of who was going to make it home
alive. All of this is flagged during the lacklustre character development phase
and by subsequent character choices. (I made a note of the character’s names
going in but, for the most part, the only differences between them are the
styles and colours of the bikinis that they’re wearing.) Mia, the brainy girl,
because she gets bullied by the school bitch at the start of the film, gets to
live, and her stepsister Sasha also survives, not because she comes to Mia’s
defense but because she feels bad for doing nothing about it, despite making
some half-hearted attempts at later reconciliation. However, she does
get punished for her inaction. Alex, the Asian girl, dies for being the brains
behind the whole misadventure, with its implications of sexual impropriety with
one of the two boys associated with the diving set-up (they’re walking Spam;
don’t get attached). And Nicole, who is pushy and sassy and never does what
she’s told, also doesn’t make it because Bad Girl (obviously). Basically, if
they’re in the water they’re chum, unless they’re someone else’s stepsister,
and the script makes all kinds of twisted justifications to rationalise this. Not
cool. And certainly not something which should stand in for actual characters.
I
get the feeling, having seen this happen twice now, that Johannes Roberts has a
bit of a thing for taking mousey girls and pushing them to the point where they
explode and strike back in anger. That’s key to both of these films and the way
that they meet their resolution. Once was interesting; twice is no accident.
The appeal of most shark flicks (not for me personally, but it’s why, I think,
these films get made) is the possibility of seeing young, vulnerable women,
threatened by large voracious carnivores. The ideal of the ‘young beauty in
danger’ is as old as Dracula and actually, even older than that. Here,
the goal apparently, is to strip the young beauty of all hope and leave her in
extremis with only herself and her outraged sense of justice to rely upon. Obviously,
Roberts finds this fascinating; on the other hand, I find watching young
twenty-something women punching sharks in the face somewhat ludicrous. Maybe
that’s just me.
Regardless,
this is worth a watch, especially if the shark flick is your horror movie of
choice. It’s not great but it’s entertaining as far as it goes. I wonder
though, where this sub-genre will go from here: vampire sharks? Virus-carrying,
kill-crazed zombie were-sharks? Who can say? After “Sharknado” the
concept seems almost bullet-proof; however, I know for sure that playing the
Maximising Card did no favours for the “Predator” franchise, so I can’t
see it working much longer with this one. In the meantime, solely for the interesting
narrative arc on offer with this film, I’m giving it three Tentacled Horrors.
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