Those
pesky dwarfed mobsters from China are running amok! The Tcho-tchos are the
busiest lesser servitor beings on the planet and they really know how to strike
from the shadows and then disappear into dark corners – nasty little ankle
biters!
An
Elder Sign won’t do diddly against them but, for some reason, they tend to flee
in fear whenever they see one. Let’s see what happens when we put one together:
maybe it’ll reveal the source of their insidious power. Answer the following
questions and write them in the proper spaces; then rearrange the letters in
the orange squares to find the cash crop that brings in the big bucks for the
Tcho-tcho menace!
Questions:
T: Although traditionally associated with
the Plateau of Leng, from where the Tcho-tcho reach in to Earth’s Dreamlands,
they originally emerged from the Plateau of _____.
C: Although very few of the Tcho-tcho
worship it now, they are the indirect creation of which Great Old One?
H: A major component of Chaucha cuisine is bak bon dzhow – especially nice with
barbecue “White” Pork – otherwise known as _____ ganglia paste.
O: Taking their lead from the British and
their intentions towards China in 1942, the Tcho-tcho peoples inevitably wormed
their way across the planet by utilising the drugs trade, especially the
smuggling of _____.
T: The Tcho-tcho dupe their human cohorts
into action by infiltrating and co-opting the criminal organisations known as
______.
C: The Tcho-tcho people themselves believe
otherwise, but technically their dietary peccadilloes mean they are all defined
as _________.
H: Tcho-tchos are opportunistic above all,
and they worship many different deities. However, they worship this particular
Great Old One more than almost any other.
O: The perverse Tcho-tcho holy text “The Book of Blackened Jade” is
encountered here more than anywhere else.
M: An ancient work concerning the Tcho-tcho
is the Tang Dynasty Chinese scroll, “The
Abduction of the ________ Hsu”.
E: What is the name of the ancient
Tcho-tcho sage abandoned on the Plateau of Sung?
N: The name of the ancient amphibian race
which spawned the Tcho-tcho by interbreeding with humans is the Miri _____.
A: According to prophecy, the Tcho-tcho are
able to wreak havoc as they see fit, until the day of the coming of the “White
_______”, who will bear their creator god hence.
C: The Tcho-tcho, like the tongs of China, are prone to passing
secret directives to their confederates concealed in fortune cookies, known to
them as a “Moon ____”.
E: The Tcho-tcho are somehow able to pass
into Earth’s Dreamlands; the most renowned member of their race dwelling there,
is the one known only as the “Slant-____ Merchant of Ill-Repute”.
Answers to Last Month’s
Puzzle:
1: CXAXUKLUTH
2: SHANTAKS
3: PIPERS
4: DARKNESS
5: IA
6: SEED
7: HGLA
8: CHAOS
9: IDIOT
10: TULZSCHA
11: EARTHLY CULT
12: S’NGAC
13: DAEMON SULTAN
14: NUCLEAR
15: STYGIA
16: ATEN
17: HORRORS
18: DE VERMIS MYSTERIIS
19: TUNGUSKA ASTEROID
20: AZATHI
21: AZATHOTH
22: SHAGGAI
23:
NYARLATHOTEP
Thus, filling in the grid from the centre outwards:
DAEMONSULTANUCLEARTHLYCULTULZSCHAOSTYGIAZATHOTHGLATENYARLATH
OTEPIPERSEEDEVERMISMYTERIIS’GNACXAXUKLUTHORRORSHAGGAIAZATHIDIO
TUNGUSKASTEROIDARKNESSHANTAKS
Or,
in numerical order:
13
14 11 10 8 15 21 7 16 23 3 6 18 12 1 17 22 5 20 9 19 4 2
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